Elaine: Wait up!
Jerry: You see? Never be late for a plane with a girl. ‘Cuz a girl runs like a girl— with the little steps and the arms flailing out… You wanna make this plane, you’ve gotta run like a man! Get your knees up!(via The Airport)
A person without secrets is like a scarecrow without stuffing.
– Stephen King. “Bag of Bones”. (via fuckyeah-unclesteve) Via Fuck yeah, uncle Steve!
Why do I find this to be hilarious?
hell, here I come!
(Source: foreveralone-lyguy)
Via P.S. Shock The World
The Best of Hipster Edits
I fucking love hipster edits djfdsaflsdfg
I can’t resist reblogging this and I never will be able to.
(Source: milkcrumbs)
About me
"Os que sonham de dia são conscientes de muitas coisas que escapam aos que sonham apenas à noite" (Edgar Allan Poe)
